One hundred things about me? So like, you really wanna know? Alrighty, here we go.
1. I’m a wife, and a mother of two. It’s in my profiles, you can see it everywhere.
2. I’m 39 going 40. See, I never lied about this.
3. Why should I?
4. Actually, I’m a sad person.
5. Not necesserily depressed. Just sad.
6. Some say I’m fun to be with.
7. Yeah? How? I’m a sad person, remember?
8. That, and I can be very rude sometimes.
9. Rude? Hell yeah! I swear a lot, did you know?
10. Oh fuck! OH FUCK!!
11. There. I did it again.
12. You can hate me now, I’m such a nuisance every once in a while.
13. HAHA!
14. My friends love me, tho. They say they love it when I swear, I wonder why.
15. I don’t eat much.
16. But I drink coffee. A lot.
17. Did I say a lot?
18. And I like it black. No sugar.
19. I love cats.
20. And books.
21. I used to exercise like a maniac. Now I stopped.
22. Damn this typhoid!
23. Holyshit, what am I doing? I hate tags, seriously.
24. But yeah, whatever, I’ll live.
25. Ummm….where were we?
26. Okay, number 26, I love rain.
27. You love rain too, right? Right?
28. What else do you want to hear?
29. I’m a very sexual person, I must say. Ask my husband he’ll say yes.
30. And no, I dont like brondong. I know some people think I do.
31. Note that, please. I DON’T.
32. And I dont sleep around.
33. Geeze, what are you thinking?
34. Try me, say ‘let’s get laid’ and say that to my face if you dare.
35. I suggest not.
36. Am I making myself clear?
37. Thank you.
38. I dont do facebook.
39. I have two accounts, really. It’s just, I dont do it.
40. I plurk, yay! I plurk, for plurk’s sake. I plurk.
41. I tweet, too. Not that much, but I tweet.
42. Can you read my tweets? No?
43. No. I know, it’s now protected.
44. Wanna know why? Hmm…cant tell.
45. I hate it when people lie to me.
46. Not that I dont lie. Of course I lie. Everybody lies.
47. Then why did I say that I hate it when people lie to me?
48. Again, no idea at all. Hmm hmm..
49. I dont shop a lot, but I love to buy myself perfumes.
50. Oh, and I’ve been wearing veils for 14 years. Err…jilbab? Yeah, that.
51. But that doesnt mean I’m a religious person, no I’m not.
52. In fact I finally realize that I’m an almost atheist.
53. I do believe in God, it’s just…
54. Oh well, let’s skip this topic. I dont wanna start a war.
55. I like girls, sexually.
56. Oh wow, do I sound mental?
57. I’m an insomniac, never sleep before 3am.
58. Tried to get some help once, and it didnt work. Now I give up, I’m okay, I can deal with it.
59. I’m not against poligamy issue.
60. My husband and I, we had a long conversation on this even before anything else.
61. Sure, he can have another wife if he wants to.
62. I mean why not?
63. Now you think I’m crazy, huh?
64. Huff…
65. I’m not always being positive. I’m negative, skeptic, and cynical, most of the time.
66. Dammit, 34 points to go?!
67. This is it. I quit.
68. This is ridiculous asking people to describe themselves this way, dont you think?
69. Shit, I hate tags, why dont we stop??!!
I’ve done my homework. Tag yourselves if you really love tagging each other. I’m out of here.
Jumat malem diundang ke kopdar terbatas dagdigdug dot com – XL di Izzi Pizza Oakwood Premiere, Mega Kuningan. Ketemu temen-temen blogger, ketemu orang2 3D, beberapa temen dari komunitas blogger Makassar, dan Sabtu pagi saya harus njemput Gita ke Bogor. Hayah, bukan njemput dhing. Ada yang ulang tahun, dan kangen aja guyon goblok sama gerombolan temen-temen lama, Mbilung-Hedi-Ipul-Iqbal-Gage-Dita-Zam (dan beberapa temen baru), plus saya harus ke Grapari buat ngurus ini itu. Karena gak tau jalan, saya minta tolong Gage nunggu di situ, sekalian nunjukin jalan ke tempat mereka ngumpul. Trus makan di Kuntum, trus beli kue di toko apa entahlah, trus saya bawa Gita pulang.
Nyampe rumah, setelah mandi dan ganti baju, saya jalan lagi berempat sama Gita dan precil-precil ke…..Cibujang! Hah, lagi??? Iya, ke sana lagi. Ke tempat ngopi favorit saya yang ternyata sekarang ada free hotspot yang keren karena kenceng banget dan bikin si nona itu (dan saya dan precil yang gede) histeris kegirangan.
Minggu pagi menuju siang, kita ke kedai kopi itu lagi sambil nunggu sore. Waktunya si nona aprikot pulang ke Pangalengan. Tiga hari riang-riang yang bikin saya capek banget tapi juga seneng banget.
Happy birthday, neng Jeni. Tenkyu ya, Git, for everything. Makasih juga buat Gage yang selalu mau direpotin, yang ternyata bukan cuma lucu dan baik hati tapi juga wangi *nyengir*
dita: mbok?
venus: yaaaaaa 
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dita: *peluk simbok* aku br nyampe rumah jam10
dita: ni udah dkamar. siap ngimpi 
venus: aku cape 
dua hari ke cibujaaaaang mulu
dita: td ngap aj? kmaren sm sapa?
venus: sm precil2 td juga sm mereka
dita: dua hari sm precil? weks. anak mall
venus: 
abis gmn dong ga ada yg jagain
venus: musti ditenteng2
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dita: xixixi…half time bloger
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dita: brondong2mu manis2
dita: ****
dita: *****
venus: enak aja!!!
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dita: xixixi emg ga doyan?
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venus: sudah cukup namaku tercoreng moreng
dita: tar sabtu oke yah
venus: kalo bisa ketemunya jgn di rmh mbilung, jauh banget
dita: iyah, di kota aja
venus: ho oh, tp aku jg ga tau kota
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dita: teksi aja! 
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dita: weks! kan td gajadi traktir kami
venus: ga mau kalo taksi mah..sayang duitnya
dita: naik angkot ajaaa.. carter
dita: murah
venus: astagaaaa
dita: oke?
venus: ogah
dita: huh! kan petualangaaann
venus: lha masa carter angkot sih?????
dita: ngangkot itu seruw!
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dita: kl mobil pribadi sepi!
venus: 
jemput ya non?
dita: demi kami…
dita: yg merindukanmu..
venus: aku jg rindu, tapi carter angkot…
dita: hahaha
venus: pokoknya jemput
venus: kamu tunggu di mana gitu
dita: dijemput di baranangsiang deh
venus: lhaaaa sip2
venus: kamu dan ****
venus: ga mau kalo ga ada ****
dita: pasti! aku tau
venus: iya. trus ntar dita yg nyetir
dita: duh ***** ajak 
venus: **** di belakang sm aku
dita: ***** ajaaaa diajak
venus: iya2. suka ya
dita: aku d depan ama *****,mau..
venus: aku (maaf, sensorrrrr…gyahahaha) **** di belakang
venus: aih najooonggg
dita: silakaaann
dita: *bikin skrinsut chattingan ini ah*
venus: aku jugaaaa
Haduh, panjang juga. Padahal udah diedit.
*buat kamu, nona: pernah denger pasal tentang pencemaran nama baik UU ITE 2008, nona? ati2, jangan nyari gara2 *ngancem*
