Dear girlfriend,

One day when you’re done with him (when he’s done with you?), we’ll hang out, just the two of us, and we’ll talk over coffee (or tea, or milk if you don’t drink coffee), and I promise you, I promise you I will tell you everything. Every secret, every lie. Everything. And then you’ll see why I always, always say ‘TRUST NO ONE’.

Until that day, you can live your life the way you choose. You can, of course, fool yourself, believing that it is a rabbit that he pulls out of his hat. He gives you rabbit because he knows you want to see a rabbit. He’s good. Pretty smooth, I’m telling ya.

Good luck, dear. Let’s just hope you’re not gonna have to go through what some girls went through. Pray, if you believe in God.

He doesn’t. I don’t.