venus to mars

20th January 2008

world’s no. 1 killer

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boredom.jpg

You know what it is? Yup, it’s BOREDOM

Now what you have to do is…….Tsk, let’s make it quick. Here’s the list:

1. go shopping
2. have some coffee. black, no sugar
3. clean up the house
4. find something good on the internet. try porn sites or stupid yet tempting quotes on atheism. yummy
5. get yourself a plastic bag. boredom kills, remember? you might feel a little nauseous in the process
6. if death fails you, it fails you. now go to bed, try to get some sleep. you need it.

Ah, story of my life…

 

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56 Responses to “world’s no. 1 killer”

  1. Hedi Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:26 am

    sakno rek….melok kerusuhan suporter ae…dijamin cepet ketam :P

  2. datum Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:34 am

    boredom kills… rite…
    chat aja mbok :p
    yakin tuh world’s no 1 killer? how bout “loneliness” :)

  3. Mbilung Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:39 am

    get out ….

  4. Dian Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:58 am

    kalo gue dulu msh single and looking, cuma nyetir obatnya. picked up teman trus cuci mata.

    zikir gak loe masukkin ? wekekekkk weeeeeeeek

  5. Goenawan Lee Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 3:38 am

    Ujian… Jahhh!! *stress*

  6. fisto Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 5:07 am

    seduce yourself

  7. jimmy Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 7:16 am

    don’t forget to take a a shower :)

  8. aprikot Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:30 am

    bener kt pakdhe, get out!!!

  9. Epat Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:37 am

    opo seh artine?

  10. mayssari Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Dua hari kemarin saya juga berada di titik “low Point” mbokdhe bilang…
    black cofee is good for me…
    tapi yang menyadarkan saya adalah matahari
    bangun dan “BERGERAK”… it totally work on me.. he..he…

  11. mei Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:07 am

    lari pagi juga good buat your mind and body *halah ga nyambung..yo ben..xixi*

  12. rNest Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:13 am

    paling enak sih cari temen ngabisin waktu.. pasti ngga jadi bosen.. hehehhe

  13. bodhi Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:21 am

    yeah, let’s make it quick.

  14. Anang Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:59 am

    pray to the God!

  15. Nazieb Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:04 am

    hora mudeng…
    Boredom = boring freedom?
    Boredom = boring kingdom?
    Boredom = boring condom?

  16. andrias ekoyuono Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:08 am

    obatnya adalah kembali ke alam, pasti semuanya lebih tenang dan jernih, apalagi kalo ama pasangan :-D kecuali lagi brantem ama pasangan, hihihi

  17. stey Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:09 am

    saran mbok,betul kata pakdhe..pergi..pergi..pergi..mknya tunggu y mbok,sampai rencana ‘operasi penculikan simbok’ aq susun..oke?

  18. andi bagus Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:25 am

    kebosanan sering mendatangi manusia..untuk itu lah lingkungan yang TUHAN ciptakan amatlah berarti..

    Waduh mbok, try to porn site nya diganti aja dengan dengarin lagu lagu..

  19. meiy Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:37 am

    it wont’ work, believe me,
    try this: find a fresh lover huaaaaa :))

  20. ridu Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am

    find something good on the internet. try porn sites or stupid yet tempting quotes on atheism. yummy

    wew.. yakin bu?

  21. Dee Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Boredom? Kenapa nggak nyoba borendong mbok? siapa tahu bisa jadi obat

  22. ebeSS Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am

    NGERTI . . .! aku kok . . . . :
    sing ngebor dompet . . ekstrimis jaman dulu . . :P
    loooo uenake rek . . boring ae isa ketam . . ;)

  23. daengrusle' Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:59 am

    kalo saya, biasanya nyari suasana baru, liburan kek, pacar baru kek..he2
    tp berhubung dah punya anak, gw tinggal ciumin tuh anak2 gw…alhamdulillah, dunia serasa kembali segar…:)

  24. kenny Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:02 am

    tidur sambil denger musik aja mbok

  25. extremusmilitis Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Wew, seems the great steps Mbak. Mine is almost same, but in the different way:
    Go to the beach, order a cup of coffee, suck cigarettes, leave it when you feel free ;)

  26. tukang ketik Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am

    “have some coffee”

    >> KOPDAAAARRR….

    YUUU….

  27. anima Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:32 am

    wualah nyindir :D
    believe it or not, reading thru atheist quotes really really really is inspiring

  28. eva Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    liburan mbok.. liburan kemanah sajaah.. jalanjalaaaan… huhuhuhu..

  29. mbahatemo Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    adus kramas.. ben padhang meneh!

  30. yati Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    *buka kamus dulu….

    oooh….! seperti biasa, ga boleh kesenggol nih….
    *atuuuutttt…..lariiiiii….

  31. dewi Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    hahaha.. get out di jakarta? yang ada malah tambah bikin bosen. ke bali sajah. :P

  32. miracle Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    mmm….biasanya ci obat yg paling mujarab buat saiia : MUDIK, maklum Budhe… saiia kan anak kos… :D

  33. sez Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    ke bandung mbok…
    ke bandung….
    belanja-belanjaaaa :p

  34. ndahmaldiniwati Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Clean up the house?? ogah ahh point 3 harusnya diganti tidorrrrrrrrr;))

  35. ipungmbuh SH Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    ngopi sa teko, “ngeses” sa bungkus, kambi misuh2 karo konco sa kostan.. yahud kuwi mbodee ^_^

  36. Nona Nieke,, Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    ih,
    Kita sehatiii!
    Kita sehatiii!
    Itulah mbok kenapa aku menuliskan Refreshing Splash di postinganku yg terbaru ;)

    Dan tau apa yg aku lakukan berikutnya mbok!?
    Aku hirup udara segar keluar trus bercengkarama dgn manusia2 lainnya! :)

    Ahhh, lempeng rasanyaaa >:D<

  37. funkshit Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    nungguin bintang jatuh .. .
    pasti tambah boring

  38. gandhi Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Dangerous Condition….

    *berlalu aja deh*

  39. cK Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    ke dufan mbok. ama si precil2… :D

  40. puput Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    avocado juice mbokkkk

  41. fiandigital Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Fiandigital

  42. Totok Sugianto Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    makan croissant nang pabrikku wae mbok, kopine sing ireng yo ono lek pingin mabuk yo iso :P

  43. Juminten Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    *baca comment nya Jimmy*
    “don’t forget to take a a shower”
    huehuehue… bener banget itu! :))

  44. adit-nya niez Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 am

    Saya sedang ndak bored mbok… ;))

  45. saya Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 3:36 am

    simbok lagi bosen ya .. kenapa ndak mbikin make over aja .. biar tambah manis

    *biasanya kalo saya muji, berarti ada maunya*

  46. tukangkopi Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 8:05 am

    yeah..just go to sleep mbok! ngirit! :))

  47. Koeaing4all ! Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Get yer Guitar, sing a song loudly as if you’re in the middle of nowhere !
    Try MUSE songs ! It works for me, what works for me works to the world !

  48. -=«GoenRock®»=- Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Meditasi aja Mbokde :D Asal jangan tapa pendhem :))

  49. wieda Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 am

    hehehehe blom sempat boring…..jadi ndak komen ah
    kan kabarnya…setiap manusia itu punya 4 ring…

    Enggaged ring, Wedding ring, suffer_ring, bo_ring…

  50. unai Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Mbok, sing no 4 kuwi???

  51. caplang[dot]net Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    turing biar ga boring

    *maksa* ;))

  52. edratna Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Go shopping….no…tambah pusing

    Have some coffee……maybe….or hot lemon tea (katanya bisa mengurangi masuk angin)

    Clean the house…sometimes….kadang-kadang setelah beres-beres (termasuk mengurus tanaman kan)….badan capek, mandi, keramas…..makan, terus tiduuur

  53. maruria Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Kluar aja..!!! Lakukan sesuatu yang sama sekali belum pernah dilakukan. Have fun go maaaaaadd…!!!! Hahah..

  54. fahmi! Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    7. speeding. seru. apalagi kalo nggak bisa ato masih belajaran nyetir mobil ato naek motor. speeding bisa ngasih sensasi lebih dahsyat lagi! bahkan lebih gila lagi kalo nggak punya kendaraan, pake kendaraan pinjeman, wooo.

  55. guhpraset Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Yang nomer 4 mau dong linknya, gratisan atau harus member? :D

    Obat boredom, coba meditasi deh, tapi bukan meditasi yang tujuannya melarikan diri dari kenyataan. Coba meditasi yang seksi2 hehehe..

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