Tau pick up lines, gak? Halah, itu lhooo…kalimat atau kata-kata pembuka percakapan yang dipake seseorang ( biasanya laki-laki) ke seorang perempuan yang ditemuinya. Di film-film made in Hollywood, biasanya ada scene dimana seorang laki-laki tiba-tiba bertemu pandang dengan seorang perempuan, kemudian..eng ing eeengg…pelan-pelan, dengan langkah yakin dan senyum dipasang semanis mungkin, laki-laki ini nyamperin si perempuan. Maka berhamburanlah kata-kata manis, pick up line itu tadi, yang biasanya isinya guombal puooolll…tapi biasanya lagi, cukup ampuh untuk membuat perempuan normal klepek-klepek hanya dalam beberapa hitungan.

Ini contohnya. Sebagian saya temukan saat browsing, beberapa lagi hasil nggedabrus ngekek-ngekek sama mas mbilung tadi siang. Sekedar info tambahan, pick up lines macem-macem juga jenisnya ternyata. Ada yang bener-bener romantis dan bikin ‘meleleh’, ada yang lucu, ada yang agak ngeselin, tapi banyak juga yang jorok dan kesannya kurang ajar. Yang terakhir ini, coba sampeyan praktekkan sekali-sekali. Siapa tau anda ditabok dengan sukses oleh perempuan yang sampeyan taksir. Here we go…

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You Dropped something , “My jaw”
Is your dad a police officer? if so i’ll be visiting you a lot
Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
I’m no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
The only time I’d kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Hi, my name’s Jack. You better remember it cause you’ll be screaming it later!!
Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I’d ask you for a light, but you’ve already lit my fire.
I don’t dance. But I’d love to hold you while you do.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon.

Yang berikut ini, ‘koleksi’ sir Ndobos..

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you ‘baby’.
What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
May I buy you a Porsche?
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You know what would look great on you? ME.

Kata mas mbilung lagi, yang ini pasti pick up line favorit saya.
I’m good at math. U+I=69.