venus to mars

30th March 2007

what’s in a name, anyway?

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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening ?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China !

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China ?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle East

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China ?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

*dialog di atas, mestinya adalah percakapan antara george w bush dengan condoleeza rice (eh bener gak sih nulis namanya?). big thanks buat mbak laras. sering2 aja kirim yg beginian ya, mbak..hehehe…

 

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19 Responses to “what’s in a name, anyway?”

  1. Kang Kombor Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

    Aku jadi ingat waktu SMA:

    Adik kelas: Maaf, Abang dari mana?
    Abang kelas: Ya.
    Adik kelas: Maaf, Bang. Saya tanya, Abang dari mana?
    Abang kelas: Iya benar.
    Adik kelas: Bang? Jangan begitu, Abang dari mana?
    Abang kelas: Iya benar.

    Adik kelas: !@#$%^%**(())(**&^?
    Abang kelas: ????

    Catatan: Si Abang dari Manna, Bengkulu Selatan.

  2. antobilang Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    hu..simbok kok postingannya ginian mulu ya?
    bahasa inggris gitu lho…
    *wis ngerti urung artine mbok?*

  3. ivan Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    tapi menarik juga kok hehehe

  4. wadehel Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    *ketawa guling2an sampe multi orgasme*

    Itu george untung ga darah tinggi ya, kalo iya udah stroke dan mati berkali-kali tuh.

  5. manusiasuper Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    hu? yassir?? kofi??

    *mbulet*

    untung saya orang indonesia…

  6. venus Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    @ kang kombor : hiahahaha…lebih lucu dari postinganku nih, kang :D

    @ anto : biar kamu lebih rajin belajar dan buka kamus :p

    @ ivan : hehehe…makasiiih..

    @wadehel : hahahaha…sama. gw juga pas baca ini pertama kali langsung ngakak guling2!! ancur bener…

    @ mansup : yasser hu? wakakaka…

  7. leeloos Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Bikin pusing bacanya juga

  8. venus Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    @ leelos : pusing knp, mbak? saya posting ini justru biar ga pusing, heuheuheu…

  9. ndoromu, nduk Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    ah, gojekan lawas. basi!

  10. venus Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    @ ndorokakung : basi yo wis!!!

  11. xwoman Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    hahahahahhahahahah

  12. venus Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    @ xwoman : seneng ada yg bisa ketawa baca postingan ini. ada yg bilang basi, soalnya, hi hi hi…

  13. kenny Says:
    April 1st, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    kekekek, akeh wong telmi yo tak kiro tukang pijetku thok (ojo2 aku sing telmi :D )
    wahhh..kog kodeku monyet sih, mbok sing alus sithik, munyuk ngungu :P

  14. endang Says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 6:00 am

    bu….kok brenti posting di WS, disini jadi ngakak mulu tho…ayo cari lagi, biar aku ketawa lagi…..

  15. raja iblis Says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 11:47 am

    bila memang ucapan itu terjadi … duch !

  16. Layudhi Says:
    April 4th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    hmmm, laik ai hef alredly sin bifor….
    bat never main…
    its fani

  17. GusLemu Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    mirip percakapan cahyono sama jojon dulu…
    cahyono : siapa nama kau
    jojon : tulis
    cahyono : siapa nama bapak kamu
    jojon : Pak epen
    hahahahaha ingat nggak ?

  18. piyo Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    huahahahaha……!!!!! pie toh mas bush e……….???
    waktunya percakapannya masih pagi buta kalee? blom loading ataknya,
    ato… tiap hari emang gitu yaaa??? :-)

  19. anima Says:
    August 2nd, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    this is funny, will apply it somewhere :p

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