what’s in a name, anyway?
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening ?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle East
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
*dialog di atas, mestinya adalah percakapan antara george w bush dengan condoleeza rice (eh bener gak sih nulis namanya?). big thanks buat mbak laras. sering2 aja kirim yg beginian ya, mbak..hehehe…
My name is Venus, perempuan, istri, ibu rumah tangga dengan dua anak laki-laki yang pinter-pinter dan ganteng-ganteng.
Aku jadi ingat waktu SMA:
Adik kelas: Maaf, Abang dari mana?
Abang kelas: Ya.
Adik kelas: Maaf, Bang. Saya tanya, Abang dari mana?
Abang kelas: Iya benar.
Adik kelas: Bang? Jangan begitu, Abang dari mana?
Abang kelas: Iya benar.
Adik kelas: !@#$%^%**(())(**&^?
Abang kelas: ????
Catatan: Si Abang dari Manna, Bengkulu Selatan.
hu..simbok kok postingannya ginian mulu ya?
bahasa inggris gitu lho…
*wis ngerti urung artine mbok?*
tapi menarik juga kok hehehe
*ketawa guling2an sampe multi orgasme*
Itu george untung ga darah tinggi ya, kalo iya udah stroke dan mati berkali-kali tuh.
hu? yassir?? kofi??
*mbulet*
untung saya orang indonesia…
@ kang kombor : hiahahaha…lebih lucu dari postinganku nih, kang
@ anto : biar kamu lebih rajin belajar dan buka kamus
@ ivan : hehehe…makasiiih..
@wadehel : hahahaha…sama. gw juga pas baca ini pertama kali langsung ngakak guling2!! ancur bener…
@ mansup : yasser hu? wakakaka…
Bikin pusing bacanya juga
@ leelos : pusing knp, mbak? saya posting ini justru biar ga pusing, heuheuheu…
ah, gojekan lawas. basi!
@ ndorokakung : basi yo wis!!!
hahahahahhahahahah
@ xwoman : seneng ada yg bisa ketawa baca postingan ini. ada yg bilang basi, soalnya, hi hi hi…
kekekek, akeh wong telmi yo tak kiro tukang pijetku thok (ojo2 aku sing telmi
)
wahhh..kog kodeku monyet sih, mbok sing alus sithik, munyuk ngungu
bu….kok brenti posting di WS, disini jadi ngakak mulu tho…ayo cari lagi, biar aku ketawa lagi…..
bila memang ucapan itu terjadi … duch !
hmmm, laik ai hef alredly sin bifor….
bat never main…
its fani
mirip percakapan cahyono sama jojon dulu…
cahyono : siapa nama kau
jojon : tulis
cahyono : siapa nama bapak kamu
jojon : Pak epen
hahahahaha ingat nggak ?
huahahahaha……!!!!! pie toh mas bush e……….???
waktunya percakapannya masih pagi buta kalee? blom loading ataknya,
ato… tiap hari emang gitu yaaa???
this is funny, will apply it somewhere